The Farting Princess

In a castle on the hill

Lived a princess who was ill

Farting loud in every room (Oh No)

Not smelling like perfume

 

The king cried out in despair

"We need a cook with a flair

To stop the gas from going boom" 

"Everybody clear the room" (Boom)

 

The Princess farts are loud and clear

Never stand behind her rear

Find a chef who knows the art

Of stopping princess mighty fart (Boom)

 

Every chef from near and far

Came to try and be the star

Cooking meals to save the day

In the most delicious way

 

The Princess farts are loud and clear

Never stand behind her rear

Find a chef who knows the art

Of stopping princess mighty fart (Boom)

 

Broccoli, beans and Brussel sprouts

Did not stop those stinky bouts

One wise chef said with delight

"I'll cook beans but hold on tight"

 

The Princess farts are loud and clear

Never stand behind her rear

Find a chef who knows the art

Of stopping princess mighty fart (Boom)

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This song is written by Christopher Thaulow-Landmark

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